Brett Harris is so tuff that:-
When Brett Harris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up; he's
pushing the Earth down.
When Brett Harris goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets
Brett Harrised.
When the Tokoloshe goes to sleep every night, he checks under his bed
for Brett Harris.
Brett Harris counted to infinity - twice.
Brett Harris invented every colour. Except pink. Percy Montgomery
invented pink.
Brett Harris's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Brett Harris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Brett Harris can slam a revolving door.
Brett Harris's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd;
No-one fools Brett Harris .
Brett Harris can speak Braille.
Brett Harris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Superman owns a pair of Brett Harris pyjamas.
Brett Harris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him
win the 1993 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a
Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a
green #4 card from the game Uno.
Brett Harris sleeps with a night light. Not because Brett Harris is
afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Brett Harris .
Once a cobra bit Brett Harris's leg. After five days of excruciating
pain, the cobra died.
Brett Harris divides by zero.
When Brett Harris exercises, the machine gets stronger.
Brett Harris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now".
Brett Harris can kill two stones with one bird.
The only time Brett Harris was wrong was when he thought he had made
a mistake.
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When Brett Harris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up; he's
pushing the Earth down.
When Brett Harris goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets
Brett Harrised.
When the Tokoloshe goes to sleep every night, he checks under his bed
for Brett Harris.
Brett Harris counted to infinity - twice.
Brett Harris invented every colour. Except pink. Percy Montgomery
invented pink.
Brett Harris's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Brett Harris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Brett Harris can slam a revolving door.
Brett Harris's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd;
No-one fools Brett Harris .
Brett Harris can speak Braille.
Brett Harris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Superman owns a pair of Brett Harris pyjamas.
Brett Harris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him
win the 1993 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a
Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a
green #4 card from the game Uno.
Brett Harris sleeps with a night light. Not because Brett Harris is
afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Brett Harris .
Once a cobra bit Brett Harris's leg. After five days of excruciating
pain, the cobra died.
Brett Harris divides by zero.
When Brett Harris exercises, the machine gets stronger.
Brett Harris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now".
Brett Harris can kill two stones with one bird.
The only time Brett Harris was wrong was when he thought he had made
a mistake.
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