Trophy: The best angler since slice bread

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Great stuff guys! Brett you are a great sport!

Brett Harris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

Brett Harris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Brett Harris baits up with redbait and licks his fingers clean!
 
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The Moose

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Two cowboys and Brett Harris were sitting around a campfire out on the lonesome prairie. A night of their tall tales begins. The first cowboy says, "I'm the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands."

The second cowboy can't stand to be outdone. "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp." Brett Harris remained s

Try anyway you want, but you deserve this one!! This is a family site in case it slipped your mind.

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steve m

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The Moose wrote:
The second cowboy can't stand to be outdone. "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp." Brett Harris remained silent
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BigG

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  • A wave hit Brett Harris off Brighton Pier when he had his back turned. He jumped in the "vast Bering Sea," swam and caught up to the wave, and hit it back.[/*]
  • When Brett Harris throws exceptions, it’s across the room.[/*]
  • Brett Harris doesn’t have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.[/*]
  •  Brett Harris can’t test for equality because he has no equal.[/*]
  •  MySpace actually isn’t your space, it’s Brett’s (he just lets you use it).[/*]
  •  Brett Harris can delete the Recycling Bin.[/*]
  •  Brett Harris’s beard can type 140 wpm.[/*]
  •  Brett Harris’s keyboard doesn’t have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Brett Harris.
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Brett Harris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.

 

  • Brett Harris woke up one day and decided he should share his knowledge with the world... Thus Google was born[/*]
  • Brett harris can swim on land...
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gotaway

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why do elephants paiXXXXXXXXXXX red ??? So they can hide in cherry trees.....

what does brett Harris do for fun???  PICK CHERRIES!!!!!

 

Watch it!!!

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Umpa Lumpa

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Brett turned down being President elect of South Africa and avoided politics, apparently there is no Cabinet Strong or big enough for this Trophy....
 
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Dillon

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Brett washes his toe nails in the Bermuda Triangle and craps on a volcano to stop it from erupting :walk:walk........
 
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gotaway

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Can anyone guess what the biggest drawback in Africa is ????

ill give you guys 20 minutes!! admin leave this one alone please ?????
 
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