First bloke: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife I will paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second bloke: "That's nothing; I had to promise my wife I will build a new patio deck.
Third bloke: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise to remodel the kitchen."
They continue fishing then realize the fourth bloke hasn't said a word. So they ask him. "You haven't said what you had to do to come fishing. What's did you have to promise?"
Fourth bloke: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. It went off, I shut it off, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex?"
She said, "Wear sun-block."
